EAT ME: the Wedding

EAT ME: the Wedding

25-09-2026 19:30 District

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EAT ME is an award winning drag cabaret and queer disco party. Join us for our September event, EAT ME: The Wedding! God, I'm so emotional, even the cake is in tiers! A free bar... (hideous) fancy clothes, confusing purity rituals and a bubbling broth of family resentments about to be uncorked! What could possibly go wrong? It's time to get hitched, bitch! - just watch out for Cousin Di, she gets feral on the sauce...and sure, 50% of marriages may end in divorce, but, why let that stop you enjoying the most important/expensive day of your ENTIRE LIFE! So, say YES to the dress, put your finger in MY ring and respondez vous sil-vous plait to avoid crushing disappointment - because this Sept 25th, YOU'RE INVITED to Eat Me: The Wedding (always the bridesmaid - never the bride!) the big day you've ALL been waiting for! A side-splitting celebration of the institution of MARRIAGE past, present and future featuring best man speeches, dowrys, awkward wedding dances, DRAMA, ceremony and beautiful gowns. Raise your glass, sign that pre-nup, peanut, and get ready for the big fat gay wedding of the century - featuring incredible prizes, life-altering games, DJ's and an abundant bouquet of CABARET SUPERSTARS! You could be in for the chance to win an extra special couples photoshoot for you and a friend with @joelsonmoore... Just don't forget to dress up for our extra special Wedding Costume Competition Catwalk - theme inspo: - Blushing Bridezillas and Veiled Allegations - Suits you, Sir! Tuxedos, Tailcoats and Tiaras - When 2 Become One, Happy Couple Realness - 'It Should've been ME!!' : Bridesmaids with Attachment Wounds - Off Duty Vicars After Dark - Shh, Don't Tell God! ...Or anything that makes you feel gorgeous! So, please be seated and join us this 25th September for Eat Me: The Wedding ACCESS District has a wheelchair accessible entrance, accessible toilet and some seating (benches and some high seats with backs at tables). The show will also contain loud music and flashing lights. 💌 Email us at eatmelpool@gmail.com for access and low income ticket requests, and we will do our best to accommodate you. - 7:30pm - doors 8:00pm - cabaret 10:30pm - DJs 📍District, 61 Jordan Street, L1 0BE