Here’s how this story starts: once upon a time, two hardcore music lovers and hard-working members of crews various and sundry along Colorado’s front range decided that although they had much love for their local scene, there was something missing - a sound they weren’t hearing quite often enough: a sound that defies genres, blurs lines and mutates the traditions of UK bass music, house, garage and techno. And so, being somewhat obsessive about getting their funk on in just the right way, that is to say - a little 808 bass drum here, a chopped-up amen there, and a WHOLE lot of swing lathered on top - they decided to join forces and *scratch that itch*. We are called SORTED because that is precisely what our events will be: we will nail what’s important, ignore the bullshit, and always *always* bring proper music and sound. Our goal is simply to promote the artists we believe in, the ones we know will move you like they move us, and take our 30+ years of collective experience to create the very best parties possible. We will make every single party count: *quality*, not quantity.