Edgar is nothing. Edgar is a God. Edgar is cynical. Edgar is a nihilist. Edgar is dada. Edgar is a European. Edgar is currently based in London. Edgar is a jackass of all trades. Edgar is sponsoring today's episode of your favourite podcast. Edgar is the saddest jester in the king's court. Edgar is calling Tyrone. Edgar is working at the intersection of a mental breakdown and a mental breakthrough. Edgar is the catcher in the rye. Edgar is absurd. Edgar is blasphemous. Edgar is an artist, and he's sensitive about his shit. Edgar is out of pocket. Edgar is an academy award winning character actor. Edgar is the moment, now come on now. Edgar is definitely not writing this himself. Edgar is a work in progress. Edgar is me. Edgar is you. Edgar is nameless here for evermore. Edgar is dead, long live Edgar.